Torturing People Part 8

Inspired by Kim Chee-making biology lab session...

Let's just call it
Kim Chee-Maker :p

Target: Anyone

Suggested Material:
1 gigantic ziploc bag
Chilli powder (optional)
Garlic (optional)
Gigantic hammer (if necessary)

Steps:
1. Lure, or force, or tie and throw, your victim into the gigantic ziploc bag.
2. Stuff your victim and make sure you can actually close the ziploc bag. (This is important!)
3. Put as much chilli powder and garlic as you like. Or you can choose to not put any at all! ;)
4. Close the ziploc bag, with your victim inside.
5. Start "massaging" the bag. (It's actually just squeezing and punching it.) Make sure you get the "juice" out, it is extremely important to have the "juice". Use those gigantic hammers if you have to.
6. Leave it there for one day.
7. Put it in the fridge if you prefer it cold.
8. It's ready to be tasted! ^^

This is a really good home-econs lesson isn't it? ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.