Just feeling like jotting this down while reading Pride and Prejudice.
For this torture, you'll need to have a horrible voice.
Steps:
1. Fix your victim to a spot.
2. Sing your heart out and make sure he/she listens to every note. Sing until he/she begs for mercy.
*Note: It would be better if you were you approach when your victim is sound asleep and dreaming a nice little dream. Masters trained in this art can turn a sweet dream into a nightmare. ;)
Disclaimer: (do I really have to put this?)
Any coincidence to any individual who suffered this horrible fate is unintended.
No eardrum is damaged in the making of this post.
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All your blog seems to be about is torturing people.
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