Searching for men and women

I'm searching for men and women right now on singlesonline.com

It's just so weird, it makes me feel like a desperate. I'm browsing every profile, and instead of looking for men with interest in "more than just face value", I'm trying to look for men with interest in young attractive women!! It's just sooo weird!!

NOTE: I'm doing this for my animal behavior module. It's an ASSIGNMENT. I'm not doing this for "personal gain".

Interesting story

This is a story I heard from biology teacher Mr. Soh last week, and found it really amuzing. I'll try my best to recall the details... :)

In his point of view...
"While we (Mr. Soh and his female colleague) were setting up poles for our research on birds early one morning, we saw 2 black cobra, a male and a female. The male, unlike other species, was slightly larger than the female, about 2meters in length. They were interwind together, the male 'holding on to his resource'. (As you can guess by now) They were copulating. The rare sight woke us up.

My female colleague passed me a camera and asked me to take a photo of it. As the zoom of the camera was far from satisfactory, I had to move really close to the cobras to take a good picture, thinking that they would not even notice me since they were busy 'passing on their genes'.

When I was really close to the cobras and was ready to take a good picture, the two suddenly unwind. As I was on the downslope, the two came tumbling down on me. My female colleague screamed and escaped. The female cobra simply slithered off. However the male cobra was really pissed off. For a split second, I had the crazy idea of opening up my legs so that the cobra could tumble through. I abandoned the idea and ran away as fast as I could.

When I was a safe distance away from the slope, I turned around and saw that the male cobra was at where I was, looking really pissed off and ready to spit..."


Moral of the story?
Do not disturb when people are busy, especially when they are copulating. ;p

Tired of living

I wonder how much longer I can hang on there.

I go to school with a smile
secretly praying for a good day ahead.
I smile at people
wishing to make their day.

Yet who was there
when I needed someone to smile at me
and tell me everything was fine.
All I needed was a smile.

The sun was gone.
The light was gone.
The world seems so cold
and me so lonely in it.

I used to believe in fairytales
I used to believe in dreams.
Yet they seem so far away now
so far beyond my reach.

All I needed was a smile
a sincere one from the heart.
Someone to tell me everything's alright
and fairytales are alive.

Smile at people more
praise them and appreciate them.
Instead of cursing
and making life sore.

I never knew how to write poems
I never knew how to express.
Bottling the thoughts inside
may drive me crazy one day.