Monday, January 22, 2007

Conflicts Within

Being a thinking being is really an honor, but it's also a pain. A being with thought, we think about good an evil, we generate love and hatred, likes and dislikes...

I, being a mortal, seem to be constantly stuck between like and dislike. I usually bear grudges. I can seldom control my emotions. I am not forgiving at all. Because of this, I have people that I do not like. It may be because of their character, the way they treat me, etc.

Yet sometimes, they just seem so nice! It makes me feel very guilty, for bad-mouthing about them. It makes me feel evil, guilty, terrible. I really should start looking at the angelic side of people, see the good in people, feel the kindness in people.

The ability to think is a gift, that turns rotten at the hands of evil. With good discipline, we should be able to use this gift to bring about peace and good to humanity.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Torturing people -- Special Edition 2

Another special editon! Whee!! Inspired by Belinda waiting for her parents.

Target: Kids (who are waiting for their parents to fetch them)

Steps:
1. Go to the kid, with a really nice big smile.
2. Talk to him and ask him about his parents.
3. Then loooking grave, say "Why aren't your parents here yet? Maybe they don't want you anymore..."
4. Leave the kid alone to think...

The kid would probably think, walk away, think further, then cry... Quite evil!
Advice to parents: Don't make your kid wait!!
Note: This torture is NOT advised to be carried out.

Disclaimer:
No kid or animal is being harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Torturing people -- Special Edition

This is called a "special edition" because it's actually for kids only. But I really don't want to start a new series. So there...

Target: Kids!!

Steps:
1. Stick stickers onto a fruit that can be consumed with the skin.
2. Tell the kid this, "It would be better if you collect the stickers in your stomach, then nobody cna steal it!"
3. Make the kid eat the fruit with stickers... Hehehezzz

Note: targeted kids will probably have to be interested in collecting stickers.
This torture is not advised to be carried out!

Disclaimer: (I really see the need to put this up this time)
No kid or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.