Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Torturing people part 4

Since I'm feeling terrible and mean today...

This is no joke. This might as well be the worst way a person (victim) can ever be treated.

For this torture, you'll have to be cold-blooded and heartless. This is for real.
Steps:
1. Give your victim all the hopes possible.
2. When he/she is soooo full of hope, take it all away from him/her.

He/she would really be heartbroken. That's how quite a number of people commit suicide after being dumped by the boyfriend/girlfriend by the way. Without hope, there's practically no point in living.
How did I think of this torture? Experiencing now! Arhhh!

Disclaimer:
The above torture is not adviced. This is not a joke. People can kill themselves if their will power is weak.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Bad day

Okay I'm like super pissed off today.

She just seem to have to disagree with everything I say and do! Like she didn't not attempt understanding how much I have to spend trying to work that script out! I promised helping out, not taking complete responsibility. Yet I end up having to edit the entire thing myself. I'm not blaming anyone for this (not blaming you, Nic). Then there are a few difficult people who just wouldn't agree with it (not refering to you, Sam).

Like right, it's MY FAULT for not having come up with the script earlier! It MY FAULT for not having collected the scripts earlier. It MY FAULT for not having the initiative to arrange the dates (not blaming you, Florence). It MY FAULT for not being able to read people's minds! IS IT MY FAULT?! Don't you have any responsibility?! I'm sorry for not being able to come up with anything sooner. I'm sorry for being soooo irresponsible.

Like thanks for soooo supportive, by sacarstically agreeing with me.

People enjoy having things done their way. But they can't always have that done. No matter how popular you are, how well-known you are, or how much of a suck-up you are. You have to give way sometimes. Just because others do not think like you does not mean they're wrong. Just because others do not have the same idea as you does not mean theirs is not as creative as yours.

A smile, a remark, a word, a phrase, a letter, can make a difference. Thanks for making mine. My day, probably week, is RUINED!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Ways to torture people part 3

Just feeling like jotting this down while reading Pride and Prejudice.

For this torture, you'll need to have a horrible voice.
Steps:
1. Fix your victim to a spot.
2. Sing your heart out and make sure he/she listens to every note. Sing until he/she begs for mercy.

*Note: It would be better if you were you approach when your victim is sound asleep and dreaming a nice little dream. Masters trained in this art can turn a sweet dream into a nightmare. ;)

Disclaimer: (do I really have to put this?)
Any coincidence to any individual who suffered this horrible fate is unintended.
No eardrum is damaged in the making of this post.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Golden Rule

*Inspired by an event today*

Sometimes you really can get alot when you spend some time sitting down and think about life. Don't misunderstand me, I do love thinking, it's just that all the homework had been keeping me busy. Okay that's besides that point.

*back to the point*
People sometimes demand respect from others, and failed miserably. When failure knocks on the door, these people refuse to budge or do anything about it. Instead they would place the blame upon the others for their failure. This is not an uncommon phenomenon.

Given the time I had these days (since I didn't bother studying for exams :p), I sat down and wonder the cause of this failure. Then I came to a conclusion, which somebody and many people before him had came to before:

Do unto others what you would do unto yourself.


When working with people, especially when you are the one who possess power, we started treating otehrs like puppets (I love this term), expecting complete devotion and obedience, and making ourselves "the lords". And as fellow people, and not puppets, the people would not be pleased. I mean how would you like it if people want you to respect them when they were throwing stones and you and slapping you and humiliating you? Although Jesus did say, "Let him slap the other side as well." (something like that). Try doing that. If everybody does that, I'm sure it'll be a perfect world. However people, of all size and ages and height, have pride. That is why it wouldn't work.

Thus the best way to earn respect is showing respect. Be lead to be the leader. The same principle applies. Don't go around shouting at people and demand silence from them. "Fear-factor" is not the most effective and long-lasting way to do things.


Any coincidence to anyone is unintended.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Torturing people part 2

I know I soooo shouldn't be doing this, especially since I have a Physic paper tomorrow. But it's just such a waste to keep inspiring ideas to yourself right, that's selfish.

for people of every age and size and height
Steps:
1. Find another person.
2. Talk all about your victim. Ranging from his/her love life to his/her dark secrets.
3. Keep talking...
4. Go on talking...
5. Don't stop talking...
6. Talk for as long as possible...
7. Observe his/her nose the next day. If you talked enough, he/she would have sneezed until his/her nose turned red. If you're lucky, he/she wouldn't be bringing his/her nose!

Disclaimer:
Any coincidence to anyone is unintended.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Ways to torture people *evil grin*

for people who are afraid of cockroaches:
Procedure:
1. Prepare a gigantic pail (make sure you can fit your victim in), cockroaches, and a piece of cake.
2. Fill the pail with cockroaches, preferbly to the brim.
3. Tie your victim up. And place him/her nicely in the pail.
4. Listen to the pleasing screams while enjoying your cake. ;)

*Note: If your intended victim is afraid of other stuff, like beetles and hamsters (aww... I'll put that in "torture by sweet things and get diabetes") and snakes and lizards and frogs and whatever, modify it to suit your need. Just make sure the organisms used are not poisonous and also that your victim would not end up killing the organism instead. This is only a mental torture. :p

Disclaimer:
No organism is really being experimented.
Any coincidence to any individual is unintended. ;)

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Hamsters are Cute!

Hamsters are cute! Everybody has to agree with that. I just know it!
Well, I'm suppose to be mugging for my exams now (especially it's Physics papers on Monday), but I just can't help being distracted. I mean it's physics!

Alright really have to start mugging for Physics! I don't want to fail it!!