Torturing People Part 8

Inspired by Kim Chee-making biology lab session...

Let's just call it
Kim Chee-Maker :p

Target: Anyone

Suggested Material:
1 gigantic ziploc bag
Chilli powder (optional)
Garlic (optional)
Gigantic hammer (if necessary)

Steps:
1. Lure, or force, or tie and throw, your victim into the gigantic ziploc bag.
2. Stuff your victim and make sure you can actually close the ziploc bag. (This is important!)
3. Put as much chilli powder and garlic as you like. Or you can choose to not put any at all! ;)
4. Close the ziploc bag, with your victim inside.
5. Start "massaging" the bag. (It's actually just squeezing and punching it.) Make sure you get the "juice" out, it is extremely important to have the "juice". Use those gigantic hammers if you have to.
6. Leave it there for one day.
7. Put it in the fridge if you prefer it cold.
8. It's ready to be tasted! ^^

This is a really good home-econs lesson isn't it? ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

Torturing people part 7

Inspired by Yi Song from SSEF

Bungey Jumping Thrill

Target: Anyone (especially those afraid of heights)

Suggested Material:
Ropes and more ropes
1 tall building or high cliff
1 gigantic boulder (optional)

Steps:
1. Lure, or force your target to the top of the building or cliff.
2. Tie one end of the rope to his/her waist, and the other anything stable that you can find where you are standing.
3. Repeat step 2 as many times and you like, with longer and longer rope. (Note: make sure the longest rope used is at most 3/4 the height of the building)
4. Push the person off the building/cliff. Listen carefully for the dupler effect. :p
5. Cut the ropes one by one, from the shortest to the longest. Appreciate the beauty of doppler effect.
6. You may or may not choose to cut the last rope, that's entirely up to you.
7. You may also choose to push the gigantic boulder off the building/cliff, whether or not you cut the last rope.

Lesson learnt: Doppler effect ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

Torturing people part 6

There is no explanation for my saddistic behavior...

Gingantic Bloody Mary maker

Target: Anyone

Material: (suggested)
3 large sharp blades
1 giant cylindrical plastic container
1 cap for the container
1 base

Steps:
1. Build a gigantic juice blender with the material suggested.
2. Put your target into the juice blender. You can choose to lure him/her into the blender, or simply tie him/her and throw him/her into it.
3. Switch on the blender.
4. Watch the blending while listening to the screams by your victims.
5. After 8-10 minutes (approximately), switch of the blender.
6. Pour out the contents, and enjoy your Bloody Mary. ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.