Thursday, March 08, 2007

Torturing people part 7

Inspired by Yi Song from SSEF

Bungey Jumping Thrill

Target: Anyone (especially those afraid of heights)

Suggested Material:
Ropes and more ropes
1 tall building or high cliff
1 gigantic boulder (optional)

Steps:
1. Lure, or force your target to the top of the building or cliff.
2. Tie one end of the rope to his/her waist, and the other anything stable that you can find where you are standing.
3. Repeat step 2 as many times and you like, with longer and longer rope. (Note: make sure the longest rope used is at most 3/4 the height of the building)
4. Push the person off the building/cliff. Listen carefully for the dupler effect. :p
5. Cut the ropes one by one, from the shortest to the longest. Appreciate the beauty of doppler effect.
6. You may or may not choose to cut the last rope, that's entirely up to you.
7. You may also choose to push the gigantic boulder off the building/cliff, whether or not you cut the last rope.

Lesson learnt: Doppler effect ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hey hey
well thank you
now i now how to torture my sister
hahaha
miss you so much