Thursday, March 08, 2007

Torturing people part 6

There is no explanation for my saddistic behavior...

Gingantic Bloody Mary maker

Target: Anyone

Material: (suggested)
3 large sharp blades
1 giant cylindrical plastic container
1 cap for the container
1 base

Steps:
1. Build a gigantic juice blender with the material suggested.
2. Put your target into the juice blender. You can choose to lure him/her into the blender, or simply tie him/her and throw him/her into it.
3. Switch on the blender.
4. Watch the blending while listening to the screams by your victims.
5. After 8-10 minutes (approximately), switch of the blender.
6. Pour out the contents, and enjoy your Bloody Mary. ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not hold responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

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