Monday, April 21, 2008

Torturing People Part 15

Plaster Facial

Suggested materials
1 pink fluffy couch-bed
Cleansing foam
Incense -- rose
Tissue paper
Plaster power
Water

Steps:
1. Convince your victim to lie down on the absolutely cozy pink fluffy couch-bed, which shouldn't be too hard. (If you fail this, you should really reconsider visitn this blog for tortures again.)
2. Brief your victim on the scheme: a unique facial. (whihc is true)
3. Cleanse your victim's face with cleansing foam.
4. Prepare the mask: Prepare a bowl of water, add plaster powder a little bit at a time, until saturation (plaster powder no longer sink).
5. Light the rose incense.
6. Place a layer of tissue on his/her face.
7. Gently apply the mask on your victim's face. Ensure that there is a layer of tissue between the skin and the plaster.
8. Leave it for 3 hours (the longer the better).
9. Remove mask, and convince your victim the dryness on the skin is the desired effect (which is true, for you, not your victim).

Note: The dry feeling your victim will feel is real. It's the itchy, dry, and I-don't-want-to-touch-it kind. It is REALLY subtle. ^^ But don't worry, it'll heal... in time...


Disclaimer
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not be held responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

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