Thursday, March 27, 2008

Torturing People Part 14

Ultimate Manicure

Suggested Materials
Nail filer
Cuticle remover
Sandpaper
Pen-knife

Note: This torture is NOT exclusively for ladies only.

Steps:
1. Make your victim comfortable. If that means using fluffy cushions, so be it. Tie him/her if necessary.
2. Start with the basics: file the nails.
3. Apply cuticle remover. (This step is crucial. It will make things easier for you later.)
4. Polish the nails with sandpaper. Polish until thickness of nails is halved.
5. With a pen-knife, smooth the nails by slicing it off layer by layer. Take your time as the nails get thinner.
6. Polish nails again with sandpaper.

Be careful to not cut into your victim's flesh. Be good to him/her. ^^

Note: Don't worry, nails will grow back too. ^^


Disclaimer:
No person or animal is harmed in the process of creating this post.
Any coincidence to anyone or any event is unintentional.
The author (i.e. me) would not be held responsible for any consequences if the torture should be carried out.

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